The Booger Reliever

Brian Danose has a slight bit of a problem. Brian has a job interview with Mrs. Joan's, at the Blow & Toss Kleenex Company.
During his interview Brian sneezed. He has no tissue to wipe his nose. Feeling the nasal mucus run down his nose. He doesn't see any box of tissues on her desk.
What must he use to wipe away the mucus?

Genre: Comedy